So Sad its Funny…



That attempted rapist better look out, looks like the brother was disappointed he didn’t get some.



First, Basil, I hope to god your not a “cop”. (Just for the record, you should use ‘Police Officer’, it is a sign of respect.)
Basil also looks like he maybe Palin’s best choice for VP in 2012, because you know she doesn’t want anyone smarter then her being her being her “second in command”.

In other news I am thinking about taking to video blogging. Anyone have recommendations for software to use?

Hey China, Knock it Off!!

So for the last month, my server has been getting attacked. nothing has gotten through, but I get emails every time someone tries to hack either my site or my server.

Almost all the attacks have been based out of China, so I gotta ask, WTF china?

It isn’t like these are awesome hack attempts either, most have been common wordpress exploits and port scanning and brute force attacks.  I even had one try to claim to be the hosting company  (which they got the name wrong :-/) via email.  Since I work for the hosting company I host with I laughed, looked at my mail logs, and again, it was a Chinese IP address that sent the email.

Now please keep in mind I do have a few scripts in place to add an extra layer of protection to my server, but for the most part, what has caught the hacks attempts have been two off the shelf applications.

First, SecureLive’s SecurePress protects my blog, I have posted about it before and I stand by that it is an awesome piece of software, and well worth the price. (In the last month over 100 emails has been sent to me about someone attempting to exploit/hack my site.)

Second I have a firewall installed and I make use of a brute force detection script to protect my server from brute force attempts.  I tend to use APF and BFD (found at rfxn.com under projects) as I like it better then some of the alternatives.  That is just me, your mileage may vary.

Between the two of those and a few scripts I have put in place (including my perl DoS Reject Script, found on my projects page.) I have blocked over 500 malicious attacks to my server in the last month.

Granted, the malicious attempts most likely wouldn’t have succeeded to do anything on/to my server, but why risk it?

WTF? Get Ready for the Timewarp…

I don’t normally post about politics because of the volatile nature, but current events have really got me confused, worried and asking WTF!?!?!?!

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So I’m A Cracker :-/

I got called a cracker today by a one of our customer’s customers. (For anyone that is keeping track that makes her nothing to us.)
I was a little thrown back, because I was taking over the call from another admin, and I had not been on the call for more then 15 seconds which I think is a new personal record for being insulted in a call.

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Can I get a little common sense over here?

This blog is progressively turning into my “omg, wtf, did he/she do what I think they just did?” moments. This one was caused by someone that isn’t one of our customers, so I am going to toss their name out for the world to see, and show people that you really do need to watch who you hire to do your computer work.

So, we have a customer who hosts his account with us. Lots of people do, this particular customer, who we will call x.com, also is a customer of rescuecom.com, which is where the shenanigans start.

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mmnolife.com – Go Check it out

Yea, that’s right, I am telling you to go check out another site. It’s my roommates website, and there is a link at the bottom so some of you may have already visited the site, but yesterday’s video was well…. I wont spoil it for you. mmnolife.com